i love my job, i love the pay, i love it more and more each day.
i love my boss and he's the best. i love HIS boss and all the rest.
i love my office and it's location. i hate to have to take vacation.
i love my desk, grab and gray, and love those paper piles each day.
i love my chair in my padded cell; there's nothing else i love so well.
i love to work among my peers. i love their leers 'n jeers 'n sneers.
i love my computer and all its ware; i hug it often to show i care.
i love each program and every file; i even try using it once in a while.
i'm happy to be here, i'm, i'm... i'm the happiest slave to my Uncle Sam.
i love this work; i love this chores; i love the meetings with deadly bores.
i love my job and i'll say it again, i even love these friendly men:
these men who've come to visit today, in lovely white coats to take me away.